|Have a good week!
||[Jun. 26th, 2005|03:30 pm]
Caught Drunk in Live Journal
Larry got to say "Start your engines" at NASCAR today! (Well, he said "git 'er done" first. LOL) The following is an e-mail forward. I've sent it to Bill and asked him to forward it to Jeff.|
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!
xp'd to bluecllarcomedy an' ronwhitefans