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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. [Jun. 10th, 2006|04:31 pm]
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That's the title of Ron's new book!
I flipped through it yesterday at Borders, and I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself.
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hey [May. 23rd, 2006|01:03 am]
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[mood |amusedamused]

hey.. new joinee here.

my grandmother and i actually watch ron together.. which is an interesting bonding experience considering my grandmother is very oldschool. but we even repeat his jokes in the car with the rest of the family. our favorites are the ones about his ex wife and how helpless she was..

the one about the dog shitting on the new carpet.. "well shoot him!!" "isn't that just like you ron, blah blah something baout making jokes at a time like this" "alright honey.. put the dog on the phone." and then coming home to all the paper towels all over the floor.. "let the dog outside! he'll shit out there, i know, i've seen him do it!!"

that and the lint trap! "is there anything in there?" "well, yeah honey.. you made a quilt! and a couch cushion."


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Funniest guy ever! [May. 11th, 2006|05:26 pm]
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COUPINS [May. 9th, 2006|02:19 pm]
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[mood |gigglygiggly]

I was in Wal-Mart today, looking in the cosmetics aisle. And a lady in her 60's was talking to her friend-and she says "I always remember my coupins"-in her Michigan accent.
I'm from Michigan-and I always hear someone say coupins.
Ron just loves making fun of that-coupins.
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Color bars [May. 1st, 2006|11:41 am]
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Made some Blue Collar banners for your user info...Thought i'd post them here.

Please if you use any credit me vylecons
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icons [Apr. 24th, 2006|09:04 am]
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Hi all am new here just started making icons of the 2 funniest blue collar guys of course Ron White and Bill Engvall. Here is a few Ron White Icons I Made.

I want to do some text icons as well maybe i will do that tonight.

Credit vylecons
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Icons! [Apr. 22nd, 2006|11:54 pm]
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I just posted a bunch of icons from BCCT Rides Again here at my icon journal.

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Tom Cruise [Apr. 19th, 2006|05:22 pm]
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[mood |fullfull]

My family was talking about how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had their baby today. (Brooke Shields had hers, too.) And my dad says that Tom Cruise is an idiot because of his views on people with depression taking antidepressants (Tom Cruise is a Scientologist). And I thought "What would Ron White say about Tom Cruise?" I said "Next time Tom Cruise has a thought, he should just let it go." That's exactly what Ron White would say. And my dad looks at me, and he goes, "Okay, Ron."
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Hi! NEWBIE!!! :) [Jul. 7th, 2005|11:56 pm]
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I love Ron White!

Speaking of, does ANYONE have ANY of his stuff (or the other guys from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour) on their computer, or a CD that they can copy on here and send to me? My email is thetinclover@gmail.com and/or my AIM name is thetinclover...THANK YOU!!! :)
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Have a good week! [Jun. 26th, 2005|03:30 pm]
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Larry got to say "Start your engines" at NASCAR today! (Well, he said "git 'er done" first. LOL) The following is an e-mail forward. I've sent it to Bill and asked him to forward it to Jeff.


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!

xp'd to bluecllarcomedy an' ronwhitefans
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